I’ve been spending the winter months in blog-exile so far and I’m sure all four of you are devastated, but I am pleased to report something exciting enough to cause me to break my silence. I have recently acquired a pair of flannel-lined jeans and they have revolutionized my life. I’m not sure if the good word about flannel-lined jeans has spread beyond the Pacific Northwest yet; it’s certainly not something you would see on a fashion-conscious New Yorker. Be warned, this is not a hip choice of clothing. You run a good risk of looking like an overweight lumberjack, however make no mistake, flannel-lined jeans are absolutely incredible. Here’s why: I have yet to encounter a better way to wear pajamas in public. You see, flannel-lined jeans, like some divine hot-pocket, are soft and forgiving on the inside, while remaining all-business on the outside. The fact the your loins are girded in warm checkered goodness remains a secret shared only by you and your balls. It’s such a delightfully subversive way to stay cozy I can barely stand it.
My affection thus expressed, I return to blog-exile.
Flannel-lined jeans. Spread the word.