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Check out the dramatic conclusion of my webseries, Choose Malone’s Adventure!

I learned a lot working on this, and I’m pretty happy with where we ended up. Hope you enjoy it!

Check out the series from the beginning HERE.

Choose Malone’s Adventure: Season 1, Episode 5 from ROAR Network on Vimeo.

SECOND TO LAST EPISODE OF “CHOOSE MALONE’S ADVENTURE” OF ALL TIME EVER! CATCH THE MAGIC!

My favorite holiday. Also, here’s some more Malone.

Choose Malone’s Adventure: Season 1, Episode 4 from ROAR Network on Vimeo.

GO HERE TO VOTE for what he should do next. Honestly, it’s the only way I’ll know what to write.

Dude’s got problems:

Choose Malone’s Adventure: Season 1, Episode 3 from ROAR Network on Vimeo.

Vote HERE to tell him what to do
Thanks for watching!

Got another article up on College Humor! I like this one a lot:

SAT Questions That I Wish I Had Gotten Right Before Going to College

Also, here’s one I wrote for them that slipped through the cracks; I’ll throw it up here for all three of you to enjoy!

MASCOT OBITUARIES

Presenting Episode Two of my Hangover -esque interactive college comedy, "Choose Malone’s Adventure":

And don’t forget to vote for the plot of the next episode here:

ROAR Network

Thanks for watching!

…so, consequently CollegHumor.com is now publishing my stuff.

Yay recognition!

Boo continued poverty!

Anyway, here they are:

WALDO’S TRAVEL TIPS

SUMMER MOVIE WRAP-UP! BY YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND

Oh right, I have this blog.

ATTENTION ALL: my new show, The Real Housewives of William Shakespeare, developed with and directed by the incomporable Ray Chao, is running all month at the Second City Theatre in Hollywood! I’m really proud of this one, so please check it out if you can!

• WHEN: Every Thursday in July (7, 14 , 21, 28) at 8PM.
• WHERE: Second City (65 Sixty Hollywood Blvd.)
• WHAT ELSE: $10 at the door, show runs a tight hour
• LINKS: Tickets, Facebook Event,
• WTF:

The Real Housewives of William Shakespeare follows eight of the Bard’s most memorable heroines and villainesses as they struggle with status, fashion, hair-weaves, celebrity sex tapes, and other pitfalls of the rich and fabulous. This new show weaves elements from many immortal plays and many, many inconsequential reality TV episodes together into one cohesive narrative. It re-imagines Lady Macbeth as a domineering stage mother, Desdemona as a modern day Nicole Brown Simpson, Viola as an abused personal assistant, and Ophelia as an eccentric designer obsessed with Jared Leto. As the housewives vie for control of a charity fashion event, Puck, a washed-up 90s R&B star, has plans of his own to shift the balance of power.

Written entirely in verse with a mix of modern and Shakespearean slang, “RHWS” is funny enough that anyone can enjoy it, but provides a special thrill for fans of Shakespeare’s writing and Bravo’s programming alike. Complete with such classical staples as mistaken identity, a musical number, soliloquy/confessionals, and of course many, many deaths, “RHWS” is the show that finally gives a group of over-privileged housewives the Shakespearean treatment they richly deserve!

Heyo,

Here’s something I made for ROAR, the student-run TV network where I’m going to graduate school. It’s an interactive comedy for the undergraduate community on campus. Which option would you choose?

Like a deranged elephant baby expelled from my creative womb, the FINAL WEBISODE of Stephen King High School: the Musical! enters the world today:

Thanks to all those who watched and tolerated my grassroots marketing efforts! It’s been a wild ride to get you chuckling at your monitor…and worth every minute.